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Best Funny Quotes

1) Earlier I used to lose every argument with my wife, and then I decided for no more loosing and stopped arguing with her.
2) My mom always says that house work won’t kill me, but I do not like taking risk so I always avoid it.
3) When I was a bachelor I heard they make marriages in heaven and they send the couple to earth, after getting married I realized why they send the couple to earth.
4) I always fail to understand why people say no offense and just after that they say something to offend you.
5) I drink only beer because I don’t want to drink the water because of all the disgusting things that fishes do in water.
6) It is a good thing that women’s can’t read the mind of a man else man will keep getting a slap on their face.
7) I always hear that all the people on earth are there to help others, but I always wonder why nobody helps me when I finish my pocket money.
8) I hate plagiarism so I never copy the things from one author, instead of that I copy it from many authors and I call it research.
9) My brakes never worked well for me, so I added a loud horn in my car.
10) People say they cannot buy the happiness with money, I feel only those people say it that does not have any money with them.
11) In America, first people spend a lot of money to buy heavy food, and then they spend more money to lose their heavy weight.
12) A manager is a person that first destroys the work flow of so many people and then he starts blaming all the people for poor productivity.
13) I stopped doing a work with excellence, because my boss always find only me for that work

 

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